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° 키키 ♤ 2011. 3. 18. 22:20

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CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/132531214A8DF7D46F" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1"/><BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/feelpoem/1207828393_Untitled-1.gif">  <IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/feelpoem/1207828393_Untitled-1.gif">  <IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/feelpoem/1207828393_Untitled-1.gif">  <IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/feelpoem/1207828393_Untitled-1.gif"> <BR><BR><BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/132531214A8DF7D46F" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1"/><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">사무실에서 </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">폼나게 의자에 털썩 주저앉다가 </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">의자 가운데 다리가 똑 부러져서</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">완전 전자동 빠샤 해봤수?.</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">나 해봤수..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">똥꼬 무지 아프데..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">마지막 꽁지뼈 </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">전치3주 진단 나온 사람 있으면 나와보라 해..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds11/18_d_q_rhzI_3i8u_000_00_00000024"> <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds11/18_d_q_rhzI_3i8u_000_00_00000024"><BR><BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/132531214A8DF7D46F" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1"/><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">욕조에서 나오다가</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">앞다리만 쫘악 미끄러져서</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">다리 찢어봤수?</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">나 해봤수..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">생다리를 찢어도 아파서 엉거주춤 할 판인데.</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">욕조 턱에 가랑이가 콱,,</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">누구한테 욕도 못하고 눈물만 쫘악...</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_m_01_10872_01_02.gif"><STRONG>  <IMG src="http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_m_01_10872_01_03.gif"> <IMG src="http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_m_01_10872_01_04.gif"> </STRONG><IMG src="http://file.sayclub.co.kr/charimg/item_real2/s_m_01_10872_01_05.gif"><BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/132531214A8DF7D46F" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1"/><BR><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">망치질 할 때 </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">자기 손가락 한 번 쯤 안 찍은 사람 없을 걸..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그런데 지 손가락만 찧는 게 아니라..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그 망치로 지 이마도 동시에 찧어 봤수?</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">나 해봤수..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">손가락 찧고 이마 찧고... </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">이마에 빵구나서 싸매고 다녀도 </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">누구한테 왜 그랬는지 </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">절대로 설명할 수가 없어 환장하겠드만..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; 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CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/132531214A8DF7D46F" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1" id="A_132531214A8DF7D46FB2F1"/><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">축구공 차다가 사람 걷어차는 건 자주 있지..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그런데 꼴대 걷어차 봤수?</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">나 있수...</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">발목 복잡 골절..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">전치 8주..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">수술하고 병원에 있는데..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">문병오는 사람마다 다--</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“두번 다시는 축구하지마...”</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYfox"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">챙피해서 미치겠드만..</SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG style="FLOAT: none; 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